It angers me to see our girls dropped off early in the morning half dead by some Yakubu or some !dille (ask a Russell Peters' disciple to pronounce that for you). Again it angers me to not have sufficient fiscal resources or the audacity of a Punjabi guy to take our girls out in the evenings. We the menfolk of the trans-Brahmaputra are to be blamed for loving our bottles better than our ladies. The sober ones chicken out and fail to be a man. But I've come to realize that it may not be all that bad to let our sisters out. For instance, I feel safer to travel by the Brahmaputra mail when crossing Lalooland because one of ours is married to that land. I don't know her personally but we have mutual friends in facebook. I already feel closer to Lalooji. Imagine what wonders it can do to have such connections in every state of India and beyond. If I should meet an unfortunate day and is about to be thrashed by the Biharis, I'll yell out the connections.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The Bible is the best selling book of all times. About 25 million Bibles were sold in the US in 2005. There are over 500 English translations and the Bible comes in varying forms. We have the Students Bible, The Grace for the Moment Study Bible, Women Bible, Brides Devotional Bible, Couples Bible, Cowboys Devotional Bible, Soul Surfer Bible, the colorful Rainbow Study Bible, Good News for Modern Man, Super-Heroes Bible, Outdoors Bible, Woman Thou Art Loosed Bible, etc, etc. They come in hard covers, leather bound, bonded-leather, imitation-leather, red letter edition, ribbons, special boxes, special message from Max Lucado and so on. It may not be long before we have customized Bibles, say one with personal autograph from Rick Warren? Nelson inc. got help from the fashion industry color reports to decide on the Bible cover color. The BibleZine drew inspiration from teen girls’ magazines. The sidebars of the Bible sharing beauty secrets as:
“Have you ever had a white stain appear underneath the arms of your favorite dark blouse? Don’t freak out. You can quickly give deodorant spots the boot. Just grab a spare toothbrush, dampen with a little water and liquid soap, and gently scrub until the stain fades away. As you wash away the stain, praise God for cleansing us from all the wrong things we have done. (1 John 1:9)” (From the book “Rapture Ready: Adventures in the parallel universe of Christian pop culture” by Daniel Radosh) Along came the water-proof Bible, published by the same Nelson Publishing House, Texas. They also have the 'Flap Bible' which has to be read with a magnifying glass. The water-proof Bible was launched in India by OM in Kerala and hit the news in Kohima today. Interestingly the Bible is printed in China. The size and shape are described. It costs Rs. 290 only (not 299, for we are Christians) and the OM expects to sell 5000 copies in India. This makes me wonder how many Bibles have become ‘un-readable’ after wetting it that warranted one to come up with a water-proof Bible. Unless of course, the other name for the water-proof Bible is ‘The Swimmers Bible’ or ‘Bathroom Bible’ (they're calling it 'Immerse Bible'). It would take spirituality to a new high in allowing one to have Bible study while in the showers. The statistics are not however encouraging. Majority of the people who have Bibles do not read them. Those who read the Bible ‘correctly’ will be less and those who put what they read into practice even lesser. Now, will this Bible really sell in Nagaland? Yes, on one condition: if the Bible’s appearance goes well with the Sunday morning dress.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
As a doctor, I prescribe medicines. But I’ve never cared enough how much the prescription is going to cost my patient. Also I’ve not understood how it feels to be a terminal patient or family of one. I still remember; ‘cure may not be possible but we will try for palliative (supportive) therapy’, my professor said about my brother. After that, there was a season of desperation, sleeplessness, exhaustion and hopelessness. In that situation, God had not forgotten us; your help was a godsend which man cannot repay. Thank you. Now I know to some extent how you must have felt when your beloved passed away. My brother has completed treatment and he’s up and active; continuing in his academic career and restarting a new life. And I think I’ve become a more sensitive doctor. Thanks again and God bless you and your family. RIMS, Imphal, 2006