A fictitious conversation

A fictitious conversation between a Lady and a Guy

L- m d 1 God made 4 u
G- i dnt bliv in predictin future
L- not evn fm God?
G- generaly not
L- wt if thr’s n xceptn?
G- we’l find out in tym
L- so wt do u do?
G- u r suposd 2 kno, u r d wise 1 here
L- ys,m told it’l b difficult
G- who told u wt n wt’s difcult here?
L- God told me it’l b difcult 2 convince u dt m d 1 4u
G- u must b hearin things
L- ryt,m only obeyin a voice
G-n u think it’s God’s?
L- It’s his
G- apreciate ur convictn
L- tx
G- wt now?
L- how do I luk?
G- u luk ok
L- haha
G- on how many guys hv u tried this trick?
L- dt hurts,u think m a hookr or somthin?
G- sory,bt it’s hard 2 bliv…if u r in my plc u kno
L- fair enuf
G- ppl r getting maried 4 al reasns except luv
L- can’t agree wit u more, an economic contract or somthin hehe
G- so u bliv in dt old fashiond Shakespearean arrow in d heart thing?
L- old but not out of fashion
G- good 4 stage plays, real life’s difrent
L- I kno, bt if luv’s thr, evn in washing dishes 2gethr, n thru deep difrences, luv’l win
G- wt if m not d 1 n u wr mistakn
L- wt if I ws d 1 n we didn’t try?
G- u r taking a chance
L- we r risking our lives
G- slow down, alryt?
L- alryt.

Shit heads!!