A very Killing Killer Story

Today is the most boring day, so let me tell you a story which kills. I have not thought of it yet, but let me invent here and now. There was once a boy named AK47 who was super-multi-talented. He makes people doubt if God is indeed just. He does things with ease and speed. Teach him anything new and he will pick it up and beat you in your own game. He disappoints students, sportspersons and musicians who labour hard to make it because all these skills come naturally to him. So, friends who were jealous of his talents kidnapped him one day and ripped off his intestines. No, no; that is not how the story goes. No wonder his friends were jealous of his giftedness (something like Salieri and Mozart in the movie Amadeus) but they did not kill him. Let’s let him kill himself. Let’s say, like all people, AK47 has his weakness. His Achilles Heel was the result of his being gifted: He became proud and lazy. Booh! Boring story. Now we know where the story is heading; the plot is predictable. Hold on a sec. Let’s say, like his giftedness, he became an expert in being lazy, in fact he became the laziest person in the world. This has a positive side. His one weakness i.e. his laziness took care of his other weakness, i.e. his pride. He became too lazy to show any pride. To over-repeat myself, AK47 became too lazy to be proud. His laziness killed him eventually as we are all aware that eating and drinking require some effort, e.g. lifting of food to the mouth. Now, you may want to kill yourself for wasting your time reading this story. But didn’t I warn you in the beginning?

Pungro, 2010

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A very clumsy love story
A very scary ghost story
A very slow tortoise story
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A very killing killer story